Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
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the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
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wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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