Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
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#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
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You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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