I skipped work to stalk him.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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