sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Operation Purity has been aborted
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I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
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I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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