i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
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So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
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We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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