That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
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His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
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Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
tell me about the fingering
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