Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
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Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
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I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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