Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
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bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
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My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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