Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
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I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
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Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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