People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
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on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
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Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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