OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
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I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
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A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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