So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
do herpes really smell.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
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Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
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On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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