nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
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I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
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Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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