My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
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There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
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I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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