so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
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There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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