Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
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Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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