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why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out

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(818): why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out http://tfl.nu/15js

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i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle

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(248): i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle http://tfl.nu/q09n

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I think I'm in Tiajuana

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You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago

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I could be

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(706): I think I'm in Tiajuana (404): You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago (706): I could be http://tfl.nu/4kta

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party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.

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(703): party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come. http://tfl.nu/yys7

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him

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(321): even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him http://tfl.nu/7qwv

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Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right

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(540): Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right http://tfl.nu/yhhf

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Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?

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(770): Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead? http://tfl.nu/xbgb

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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too

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(310): I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too http://tfl.nu/t8cv

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Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.

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(703): Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college. http://tfl.nu/9le9

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6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.

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(216): 6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever. http://tfl.nu/zd97

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I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.

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(205): I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine. http://tfl.nu/wlnl

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i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth

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(540): i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth http://tfl.nu/m5qw

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There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.

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(703): There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened. http://tfl.nu/llik

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Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.

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(207): Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far. http://tfl.nu/heu3

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I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK

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(401): I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK http://tfl.nu/01hq

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