Midget sex pt 2 tonight
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
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It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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