He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
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he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
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I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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