Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
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I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
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You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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