Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
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he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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