Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
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Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
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I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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