No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
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I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
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Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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