Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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