you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
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I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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