I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
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I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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