Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
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Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
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Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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