is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
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Hold me and let me compliment your butt
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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