She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
only if we run a train.
done.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
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we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
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Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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