And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
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Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
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And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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