I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
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I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
only you would photoshop your dick
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
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I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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