the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
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martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
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Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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