I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
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new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
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there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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