i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Randomize