addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
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I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
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THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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