just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
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I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
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Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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