i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
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i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
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I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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