i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
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The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
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And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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