i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
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A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
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Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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