i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
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those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
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We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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