before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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