Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
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I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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