i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
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yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
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did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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