Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
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We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
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Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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