When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
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Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
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Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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