piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
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NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
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Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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