We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
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Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
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I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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