it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
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That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
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I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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