Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
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Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
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Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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