Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
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she pinky promised me she was 18
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
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Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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